Sonic the hedgehog corrupts our world's youth, one innocent mind at a time.

"I always knew that hedgehog would be up to no good!"

A 6-year-old kid from Norway named Christer decided his name did not properly reflect some of his personality quirks such as his sarcastic tone of voice when speaking to doctors, penchant for running around at break-neck speeds, sharp wit, spiky blue fur, befriendment of 2-tailed foxes and echidnas, sense of urgency to free woodland creatures from their robot bodies and an odd obsession with chili dogs. So, to correct this miscarriage of justice, he decided to write a letter to the King of Norway to plead that his name be changed to something more suitable of his extraordinary attributes. Something along the lines of "Sonic X" perhaps?

The King respectfully declined the child's request based on the fact that you must be at least 18 years of age to legally change your name and also to spare the child from a lifetime addiction to furry porn.

On the upside for Christer, SEGA has reportedly contacted the Norwegian newspaper that ran the story to send him some Sonic furry porn periphernalia.

Link: 6-year-old asks Norwegian King's permission to be named Sonic X

Valkyria Chronicles DLC available tomorrow through PSN

The Valkyria point phallic objects while showcasing their gravity defying boobs as a means to show their superiority.

The long awaited DLC for one of the most under-appreciated games on the PS3 is finally coming to the Playstation Network after tomorrow's update. The Valkyria Chronicles DLC will come in 3 "packages".

DLC details courtesy of SEGA:

-Hard EX Mode – fight your way once again through the entire Imperial army, where the enemies are more lethal and your main tank Edelweiss is unavailable. You’ll have to be more strategic in order to overcome your opponents.

-Edy’s Mission “Enter the Edy Detachment” – six members have been separated from Squad 7 and on their journey to reunite with their squad, they stumble upon a tiny village under attack by the Imperial Army. Play as Edy and command your outnumbered team to defend the small village from annihilation.

-Selvaria’s Mission “Behind Her Blue Flame”– Taking place right after the outbreak of Gallian battle lines, you play as Johann, a young and meek engineer assigned to Selvaria’s troop. See the action as it unfolds behind enemy lines and see the war play out through the eyes of the enemy.

No word yet on how much the DLC will cost.

Valkyria Chronicles is one of the most beautiful-looking, innovative and fun SRPG I've played in a long while. Even though the story was cliche'd as hell and it was showcased in a manner very reminiscent of Hentai games(minus the dialogue choices) it was still a very enjoyable experience. It really IS too bad so few people have played it. Out of all my friends, I only know of Joe S. and myself that have actually played and finished the game.

Out of all the DLC, I'm most interested in "Selvaria's Mission". Ever since I first saw that missle warhead-chested bitch I wanted to be able to control her. Hopefully her DLC will finally let me do just that.

Link: Valkyria Chronicles DLC marching to PSN soon