Another JRPG, another engrish opening song

Ok, I like Bonnie Pink. I like a lot of her work. But this engrish opening song of Tales of Vesperia by her just isn't working for me. I thought publishers had learned never to do engrish opening songs again after that godawful Grandia 3 opening song, but I guess I was the only one who actually found that shit awful. Weeaboos probably eat that shit right up. I mean, if they didn't, why would they bother with such terrible engrish songs right? At the very least they coulda just ripped out the godawful lyrics and just made it into an intstrumental like Suikoden Tierkreis' opening.

Now now, Japan. That's just mean.

Kotaku reported that the Japanese website Akiba Blog ran a blogpost stating that Dragon Quest IX for the Nintendo DS was going to be released at midnight today. Today being April 1st.

For those NOT in the know, Dragon Quest game releases in Japan are like Harry Potter opening weekends x10.

2000 people lined up outside stores in Akihabara... TWO THOUSAND! Akiba blog might as well have pissed in their cereal.

And apparently, according to the above picture, everyone who lined up has either a penis or a vagina instead of heads. At least, that's what Japanese porn taught me.

Link: ドラゴンクエスト９本日発売！秋葉原で2000人以上の行列が

Obama could use some pointers from Metal Wolf Chaos

What's a president to do when he finds his soldiers are in trouble? Send in reinforcements you say? Well, in Metal Wolf Chaos, the president is all the reinforcement we need. And the reason is: HE IS THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES!