40 year-old California man, Robert Lavern Davison was arrested by the FBI and was brought to Utah to go before a judge for allegedly luring a 13 year-old Utah girl to go to California. Centerville, Utah Police Sgt. Von Steenblik said Davison and the girl met while playing World of Warcraft online on their computers and from there they started chatting in the game, then e-mailing, then talking on the phone and was about to meet up in California to be able to go to infinity and beyond.
Man oh man, look at the guy's pic. Holy shit, I've seen my fair share of neckbeards when I go to Anime Expo yearly but this guy takes the cake. And what IS that on his belly? Is that a pressure ulcer? How the fuck can you get a pressure ulcer when you're able to walk and move around voluntarily?! Is he such a fat fuck that he can't even be bothered to move his fat belly off his computer desk surface to alleviate the shear on his skin while playing WoW? It looks like he hasn't bathed since the printing press was invented. To think that all those months I played FFXI that some, if not a majority, of the players I played with look like him just sends shivers down my incredibly sexy spine.
Let this be a lesson people!! As my friend, Nam says, just say "NO" to "MMOs"! Unless it's
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California Man Accused Of Using Internet To Lure 13 Year Old Utah Girl
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