Best Buy stimulates economy by offering gamers an opportunity to stay home and spend less money on the economy.

One of North America's few remaining electronics giants, Best Buy, is having a MASSIVE $10 sale on a GRIP of games spanning nearly all platforms. Starting April 26th 2009, you will find yours truly diving into the bargain bins of his local Best Buy trying to dig gold amongst the inevitable mounds of crap games. The list of bargain games below is courtesy of Cheapassgamer.com

PS3:
007: Quantum of Solace
Blitz 2
Bolt
Bourne Conspiracy
Cliver Barker's Jericho
Disney Sing It w/Mic
Enemy Territory: Quake Wars
Ferrari Challenge
Fracture
Guitar Hero 3
Guitar Hero Aerosmith
Hail to the Chimp
Lost Planet: Extreme Conditions
MLB 08: The Show
NBA Ballers Chosen One
NFL Head Coach
NFL Tour
Overlord: Raising Hell
Pure
Rock Band
Rock Revolution
Singstar ABBA
Singstar Vol 2
Soul Calibur 4
TNA Impact

360:
007 Quantum of Solace
Alone in the Dark
Blitz 2
Bolt
Bourne Conspiracy
C&C 3: Kanes Wrath
C&C: Red Alert 3
Clive Barkers Jericho
Condemned 2
Devil May Cry 4
Enemy Territory Quake Wars
Fracture
Golden Compass
Hellboy
Infinite Undiscovery
NBA Ballers Chosen One
NFL Head Coach 09
NFL Tour
NHL 2k9
Operation Darkness
Pure
Ratatouie
Rock Revolution
Silent Hill: Homecoming
Solder of Fortune 3
Soul Calibur 4
Spiderwick Chronicles
TNA Impact
Too Human
Turning Point
Turok
Universe at War
Unreal Tournament 3
Wall-E
Warhammer Battle March
WWE 2008

Wii:
BATTLE OF THE BANDS
NAKED BROTHERS BAND W/MICR
PETZ CRAZY MONKEYZ
Popstar Guitar
RUBIKS WORLD
SAMBA DE AMIGO
TALES OF DESPERAUX
THE MUMMY: TOMB OF THE DRAGON EMPEROR

PS2:
Bolt
Dancing with the Stars
Disney's High School Muiscal (It ends there, so I'm not sure if it's 2 or what)
Disney Sing It w/ Microphones
High School Musical 3 (Two versions are listed??)
Monster Lab
Naked Brothers Band w/microphone
Shrek's Carnival Craze
Singstar Country Bundle
The Golden Compass
The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor
Think Fast with controllers

DS:
Cheetah Girls: Passport
Disney: Cory in the House
Energy Dance Squad
Engergy Gym rockets
Igor
Imagine Ballet Star
Imagine Movie Star
Imagine Rock Star
Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon
My Fashion Studio
Naked Bros Band
Neopets
Ninja Gaiden: DS
Ninja Reflex
Petz Rescue Endangered
Prince of Persia
Quantum of Solace
Rock Revolution
Tales of Desperaux
Tecmo Bowl
Ultimate Band
WWE 2009 Smackdown

Just from that list alone I KNOW I'll be getting Bourne Conspiracy(cuz I wanna know what happens after Ultimatum) and Silent Hill(cuz I'm a fan of the series) for the Xbox360 (also because they're supposedly pretty moderate 1000's. Yes, I'm an achievement whore like that).

Link: Cheapassgamer.com

Valkyria Chronicles DLC available tomorrow through PSN

The Valkyria point phallic objects while showcasing their gravity defying boobs as a means to show their superiority.

The long awaited DLC for one of the most under-appreciated games on the PS3 is finally coming to the Playstation Network after tomorrow's update. The Valkyria Chronicles DLC will come in 3 "packages".

DLC details courtesy of SEGA:

-Hard EX Mode – fight your way once again through the entire Imperial army, where the enemies are more lethal and your main tank Edelweiss is unavailable. You’ll have to be more strategic in order to overcome your opponents.

-Edy’s Mission “Enter the Edy Detachment” – six members have been separated from Squad 7 and on their journey to reunite with their squad, they stumble upon a tiny village under attack by the Imperial Army. Play as Edy and command your outnumbered team to defend the small village from annihilation.

-Selvaria’s Mission “Behind Her Blue Flame”– Taking place right after the outbreak of Gallian battle lines, you play as Johann, a young and meek engineer assigned to Selvaria’s troop. See the action as it unfolds behind enemy lines and see the war play out through the eyes of the enemy.

No word yet on how much the DLC will cost.

Valkyria Chronicles is one of the most beautiful-looking, innovative and fun SRPG I've played in a long while. Even though the story was cliche'd as hell and it was showcased in a manner very reminiscent of Hentai games(minus the dialogue choices) it was still a very enjoyable experience. It really IS too bad so few people have played it. Out of all my friends, I only know of Joe S. and myself that have actually played and finished the game.

Out of all the DLC, I'm most interested in "Selvaria's Mission". Ever since I first saw that missle warhead-chested bitch I wanted to be able to control her. Hopefully her DLC will finally let me do just that.

Link: Valkyria Chronicles DLC marching to PSN soon

Kojima announces the next protagonist in the new Metal Gear Solid.

Metal Gear creator Hideo Kojima released a new video today depicting the new protagonist in the next installment of the MGS series. The video shows the aforementioned protagonist kickin' ass and takin' names in ways that may seem a bit familiar for those who have played MGS4.

Link: Kojima's April 1st announcement

GTA in the bedroom is hazardous to a wife's health.

I would like you to stop calling me about those fucking beeg american teetees cohsin!

So a 62 year-old man ended up stabbing his wife 20 times because she kicked him out of the bedroom so she can play GTA on their son's playstation. Mmhmm...

The defense lawyer has already gone on record stating "The genesis of this tragedy bizarrely lies with the purchase of the PlayStation". RIIIIIIIIIGHT! Don't blame the Genesis for the Playstation's problems, buddy!

Link: Father killed partner who became hooked on Sony PlayStation.