Friday, April 24, 2009

Sonic the hedgehog corrupts our world's youth, one innocent mind at a time.

"I always knew that hedgehog would be up to no good!"


A 6-year-old kid from Norway named Christer decided his name did not properly reflect some of his personality quirks such as his sarcastic tone of voice when speaking to doctors, penchant for running around at break-neck speeds, sharp wit, spiky blue fur, befriendment of 2-tailed foxes and echidnas, sense of urgency to free woodland creatures from their robot bodies and an odd obsession with chili dogs. So, to correct this miscarriage of justice, he decided to write a letter to the King of Norway to plead that his name be changed to something more suitable of his extraordinary attributes. Something along the lines of "Sonic X" perhaps?

The King respectfully declined the child's request based on the fact that you must be at least 18 years of age to legally change your name and also to spare the child from a lifetime addiction to furry porn.

On the upside for Christer, SEGA has reportedly contacted the Norwegian newspaper that ran the story to send him some Sonic furry porn periphernalia.

Link: 6-year-old asks Norwegian King's permission to be named Sonic X
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